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Doostoo main sooneepat, hariyaana ka eek kol boy huun jisanee bahut saaree cuutoon ka paanee nikaala hai par jab main seeks karata huun too kuch kissee aisee hoo jaatee hai jinheen aapakee saath baant kar mujhee accha lagata hai aur yaqeenan isee parhakar larakiyaan aur aurateen apanee cuut meen uungalee daal kar cuut ka paanee nikaaleengee.

Main jaldee see pahalee aapakoo apanee baaree meen bata duun !

Meera naam amit hai aur meera land 6 innc see bara hai aur main dikhanee meen aisa huun ki meeree moohallee meen auratee bhee mujh par lain maaratee hain.

Meeree saath vaalee ghar meen eek eek aurat hai saumya ! Main unheen bhaabhee kahata huun, kad unaka 5 pheet hai par phigar aisa hai ki ab bhee larakee unakee ghar kee cakkar kaatatee hain, 34-26-38 aap samajh hee gayee hoongee kee unakee gaand kitanee mast hoogee.

Kaee baar too man aisa karata ki unakoo pakar kar cood duun jabaradastee ! Par muth maar kar hee santusht hoona parata.
Navambar kee maheenee meen too mujhee kam see kam das auratoon nee kol kar kee bulaaya tha par disambar meen 15 din hoo gayee kisee cuut kee darshan naheen huee.
Eek din mujhee eek larakee kee kol aaee. Us samay main chat par tha.

Usanee mujhee kaha- aaj saaree raat tumheen meeree saath rahana hai !
Main usakee saath kaee baar puuree raat bita cuka huun.

Mainnee majaak meen kah diya- kahatee hoo too apanee doost koo bhee lee luun saath ! Eek see bhalee doo ! Jam kar maareengee puuree raat teeree ! Aur caarj bhee utana hee lageega.
Usanee kaha- thoora kam boola kar ! Jitana kahuun utana suna kar !
Aur phoon rakh diya.

Peechee see aavaaj aaee- deevar jee, mujhasee kya caarj loogee?
Kuch deer too mujhee jaisee saamp hee suungh gaya hoo ! Phir himmat karakee boola- apanoon see kaisa caarj bhaabhee?
Bhaabhee boolee- tumhaaree bhaiya ka too caarjar hee khatm hoo gaya par mujhee too abhee aur caarj hoona hai na.

Mujhee apanee kismat par yakeen naheen aa raha tha ki jis cuut kee liee meeree land nee itanee muth maaree voo itanee aasaanee see mil jaeegee.
Bhaabhee nee bataaya ki aaj hee raat koo unakee pati baahar ja rahee hai aur aaj raat koo hee mujhee apanee kaam par jaana tha par bhaabhee thee hee aisee jyaada soocana na para.

Mainnee rtu koo kol kee (jisakee paas aaj raat mujhee jaana tha) aur kaha- main abhee aa sakata huun, raat koo mujhee jaruuree kaam see jaana hai, tumhaaree saath ruk naheen sakata.

Cuut meen jab aag lagee hoo too larakiyaan aur aurateen sab maan leetee hain.
Main usakee paas gaya, sab kuch jaldee meen kiya. Par shukr hai ki bhaabhee kee gaand kee cakkar meen main too jaldee jhar gaya saath meen voo bhee jaldee jhar gaee.
Usasee ruupee leekar main usakee ghar see nikala hee tha ki bhaabhee ka phoon aa gaya.
Mainnee kaha- bhaabhee, main tumhaaree paas hee aa raha tha !

Bhaabhee boolee- haan deevar jee, tum kol kiyee bagair too aaoogee naheen ! Kaalaboy joo thaharee !
Mainnee kaha- aisee kooee baat naheen hai.
Main unakee ghar main daravaajee see na jaakar chat see gaya kyoonki andheera hoonee kee vajah see kisee koo main jaata bhee naheen dikhaee duunga aur kisee koo shak bhee naheen hooga.

Unhoonnee uupar ka daravaaja khula hee rakh rakha tha par unheen naheen pata tha main chat see aa jauunga.
Main jasee hee andar gaya, deekha ki voo saphaee kar rahee thee kamaree kee !
Mainnee unheen peechee see pakar liya, voo boolee- baree jaldee aa gayee?
Mainnee kaha- bhaabhee, aap ceej hee aisee hoo !

Aur unakee galee par cuumanee laga. Phir mainnee bhaabhee koo bistar par litaaya aur unakee hoonth par hoonth rakh diee aur bhaabhee koo cuumanee laga. Bhaabhee bhee meera saath dee rahee thee.
Bhaabhee boolee- bahut maheenoon see tujh par najar thee ki tuu meeree jaruur kaam aaeega !

Aur yah kah meeree uupar aa gaee.
Bhaabhee nee gulaabee rang ka patiyaala suut pahan rakha tha.
Bhaabhee nee pahalee meeree teeshart aur phir meeree eek eek karakee saaree kaparee utaar diee. Bhaabhee nee meera land haath meen pakar kar boola- yah too meeree jaan hai !

Aur munh meen leekar cuusanee lagee.
Main too jaisee jannat kee sair kar raha tha. Bhaabhee thee ki hatanee ka naam naheen lee rahee thee.
Kuch deer baad mainnee kaha- bhaabhee, rukiee ! Naheen too main jhar jauunga !
Voo boolee- kaee maheenoon baad mujhee mila hai ! Aisee hee thooree na choor duungee !

Aur mainnee bhaabhee kee munh meen hee kaee picakaariyaan maar dee.
Bhaabhee meera saara ka saara ras pee gaee aur main bistar par leet gaya.
Mainnee kaha- bhaabhee, ab aapakoo hee doobaara isee uthaana hooga ! Aapanee hee meeree land koo sulaaya hai.

Bhaabhee meeree uupar aa gaee aur mujhee cuumanee lagee.
Mainnee bhaabhee ka kameez utaara too unhoonnee bra naheen pahanee thee. Bhaabhee kee cuuciyaan deekh kar meera land phir see taiyaar hoo gaya, bhaabhee koo kuch meehanat naheen karanee paree.

Eek akeelee cuucee meeree eek haath meen bhee naheen aa rahee thee. Kya pata kitanoo kee meehanat thee yee cuuciyaan.
Mainnee bhaabhee kee salavaar utaaree too bhaabhee nee neecee bhee paintee naheen pahan rakhee thee.

Kahatee hain ki patiyaala paig carhanee kee baad aur patiyaala salavaar utaranee kee baad joo nasha carhata hai voo paagal kar deeta hai.
Vahee meeree saath bhee hua.
Bhaabhee kee cuut eek dam cikanee thee, kooee baal naheen tha !
Mainnee bhaabhee kee cuut par jeebh rakhee too bhaabhee kee aah nikal gaee aur unakee cuut ka svaad too aisa ki bas caatata hee jauun !

Main joor see bhaabhee kee cuut meen jeebh andar-baahar karanee laga.
Bhaabhee aah aah ! Aah aah rukoo ! Ab aur naheen sahan hoota ! Jaldee daaloo andar ! Kahanee lagee.
Main unakee uupar aa gaya aur jaisee hee mainnee apanee land koo unakee cuut par rakha, unakee aankhee band thee, mainnee eek hee jhatakee meen puura land unakee cuut meen utaar diya aur phir joor joor see jhatakee lagaanee shuruu kar diee.

Bhaabhee paagaloon kee tarah cillaayee ja rahee thee, kah rahee thee- aur joor see phaar daaloo meeree cuut koo ! Aag laga doo isameen aaj ! Aah aa ha ahhh ah aah ! Aah aah aah joor see puura ! Ha ha aah ! Aahhh maja aa gaya ! Aur joor see !
Usakee is joosh meen ham doonoon eek saath jhar gayee. Mainnee saara veery unakee cuut meen daal diya phir doonoon eek duusaree kee galee lag kar leet gayee.
Ab baaree thee unakee sabasee acchee jagah unakee gaand kee !

Pahalee too voo mana karatee rahee par mainnee kaha ki main dard naheen hoonee duunga too voo maan gaee. Mainnee unheen ghooree banaaya aur kaaphee saara teel unakee gaand meen laga diya. Uungalee meen bhee voo cilla rahee rahee thee. Mainnee teel apanee land par bhee laga liya.

Mainnee land bhaabhee kee gaand par laga kar dhakka diya too land gaand meen aadha cala gaya aur bhaabhee cillaalee lagee- nikaaloo isee ! Bahut dard hoo raha hai !
Mainnee bhaabhee kee eek naheen sunee aur duusaree jhatakee meen puura land gaand meen utaar diya.

Bhaabhee koo dard hoo raha tha par mainnee dhakkee lagaanee shuru kar diee. Kuch hee deer meen bhaabhee koo bhee maja aanee laga aur gaand aagee peechee karakee meera saath deenee lagee.
Kaaphee deer baad main jhar gaya aur usee avastha meen bhaabhee kee uupar leet gaya.
Us raat bhaabhee nee phir eek eek baar cuut aur gaand maravaee.

Ab ham har haphtee eek yaar doo baar kar hee leetee hain aur bhaabhee nee badalee meen meeree is seeva kee liee eek accha moobail diya.
Sac meen voo mujhee kaaphee acchee lagatee hain.


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